Soretro Infodump

WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE?
Found the website? Nice. Well, unless you're from Twitter, I suggest you leave right now. It's a website about me, my past memories and my thoughts for media, it's also about my loved ones, even if I don't mention them. I am very much aware of the fact, that nobody will visit this website because it's being hosted on GitHub, which makes it ultimately obscure, I'm fine with it but I'd love people reading my articles...sort of. Aside from the fact that I'm antisocial, I'm still willing to share my past life as a child with a big imagination flowing inside his tiny clueless brain. I mean, why the hell not? I find it fun doing it. I will not give away my whole personal life for the "You know the damn reason" reasons. But that's all I can say for the first time being. Anyhow, consider reading articles for the start.

WHO ARE YOU?
I'm... Soretro, but you can call me Niko. I'm an early adult who loves to play videogames and... play videogames because that's really the only activity in my life. Soretro is an alias known for insufferable inside jokes on social platforms but let me explain, I roll with it because my main preference for videogames are from the millenial era, the new media just doesn't interest me at all, and if it does like a new Metroid game, I'd prefer staying with the classics. Where do I live? Am I on the planet Earth? I reside in the middle of nowhere, somewhere anytime anywhere everywhere in Russian Federation. And no, I don't live in Moscow. I'd rather live in the swamps.

I admit that I do have some issues: For one - I hate everyone. Seriously, everyone. I cannot fucking stand the humanity at all. And yes, it's because you all are not ME. I mean, c'mon, you'd rather be me. If you disagree... well, you won't escape the truth. Second - I'm very lazy and I just fucking hate that I haven't done anything for the past 15 minutes, I hate wasting seconds, really. I swear, wasting time sucks. I also like really violent sex. Yeah, you'll get to hear a lot of media references from me, in that matter it sounds like only a total fucking loser is capable of doing. Which is true.

THE PURPOSE?
The purpose? This website is my own Declaration of Independence. I only wish to speak about certain things that do interest me, so if you complain about not enough articles, blame it on sloth but I'm the only one who runs the site. Alright but, why is this still needed? You want to know so badly? Okay, imagine this, my site is like my cat (I also have a cat) and we all love cats, right? Ask yourself, who's the owner of this gorgeous kitty cat? Yeah, and that's the point.

WHO ARE YOUR LOVED ONES?
My family, my friends, my cat, me.

DOES YOUR WEBSITE REMIND ME OF SOMETHING ELSE?
If you are familiar with my main inspiration sydlexia.com, yeah it is almost practically the same. Almost, sydlexia.com is all about pop cultures. I barely know half of the western culture, and I'm not in such position to speak for the other media that has not been discovered by me. The difference is that when I saw his website, I thought "Hey, this fits my personality!". Yup, that's all there is to it. My site is about my culture, I still preserve almost all the life experiences in my mind, the fucking title of this website cannot get more ironic for this statement. I just hope I entertain you with a showcase of my misanthropy and a little bit of critical thinking, if not then you're out of luck.

WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT RETROS?
To be all fair, it's because I'm not interested playing them, no matter which game that may be. BUT. Except for Metroid. I LOVE Metroid. I do.

WHAT SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT YOU?
Super Metroid is my most favourite videogame; I love myself and this website, I love my loved ones, I love it all; I hate wasting time on bullshit, I love spending time on good things; I don't consider myself an all almighty because fuck you; I don't smoke pot or pop percs because losers do drugs, I'm high from being sober; I fucking love listening to music (not as a music critic), and you should too; I certainly don't treat celebrities, politicians, human being of any kind a god.

ANY SOCIALS? NO?
Soretro Entertainment - This website is as social media as it can get for me, don't let it go in your head.
YouTube - It's a video-hosting platform, but I'm here to post dumb bullshit and mainly promote my website.
Newgrounds - Words can't describe just how much I hate Newgrounds. But if anything, here are my favourites.
Steam - Uh... I'm not allowed to share my Steam account otherwise my consciousness will blow my head off. Sorry.
GitHub - I never would've thought having a GitHub account to host my website for free,
one thing I know about programming is that it's actually really simple.
Instagram - I'm not there.
Reddit - God no.
4chan - Oh lord.
Discord - Fuck no.
DeviantArt - NO
Furaffinity - Seriously?
Twitter - Fuck you.
Bluesky - Even worse.
This is one of the two main reasons why my website is not popping at all.
"Where's the second reason?" You just read it a couple minutes ago.